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• CYNIC: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
• Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
• Cynic, n.: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
• Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parke
• Drink and dance and laugh and lie Love, the reeling midnight through For tomorrow we shall die!
  (But, alas, we never do.) -- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in Paganism...
• Conservatives are Right-Wing, Liberals are Wrong-Wing.