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• You can stop reading now.
• Rush Limbaugh: Stop him now before he breeds!
• Passenger: "When the train stops will you please tell me at which end to get off?
  Conductor: "It doesn't matter, lady, both ends stop....
• Jimbo: You let me down, man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more.
  I'm going to law school Homer: Noo! Lisa: Dad....
• Smoking will kill you. Either stop now or don't ever start.
• You can stop reading now, I've finished my message.
• Stops wetness, keeps you dryer.
• Better hope you get what you want before you stop wanting it.