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• How many stock brokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Fry: What are we going to do? Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.
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• How many stock brokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• The margin is very marginal.
• As geographers, Sosius, crowd into the edges of their maps parts of the world which they do not know abou
  adding notes in the margin to the effect that beyond this lies nothing but sandy deserts full of wild beasts, and unapproachable bogs....
• STOCK ITEM ....
• We'll have a savings account! We've never had one.
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• If it's in stock, we've got it!