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• Do you think anyone's ever bitten their tongue and then decided to eat the rest? -- Drake Sathe
• Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?
  you're crazy. -- Drillers to Edwin Drake, geologist, 1859...
• My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary.
  -- Drake Sathe...
• Erica [Joey's looney fan]: Drake, what're you getting at?
  Joey: I'm not Drake. Ross: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin....
• The enemy of BEST is GOOD. -- Stephen Covey
• I invented the cordless extension cord -- Stephen Wrigh
• What's another word for Thesaurus? -- Stephen Wrigh
• Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? -- Stephen Wrigh
• Fiction is the truth inside the lie. -- Stephen King