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• Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays. Embezzlement is another matter.
• Plasma is another matter.
• It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude.
  -- Norman Douglas (1868-1952; British Author)...
• Ah, but soft milk -- that's another matter.
• Everybody knows they're worth something on this world.
  But we're never quite sure on my planet. We're always trying to prove it to someone....
• Godot was here, but you'll probably never be able to prove it.
• When several reporters share a taxi on an assignment, the reporter in the front seat pays for all.
  -- Weaver's Law No matter how many reporters share a taxi, and no matter who pays, each puts the full fare on his own expense account....
• Weaver's Corollary (Doyle's Corollary) No matter how many reporters share a cab, and no matter who pays, each puts the full fare on his own expense account.
• The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.