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• I am Barney of Borg. I love you, and you love me...
• And this the burden of his song Forever used to be,-- I care for nobody, No.
  ot I, If no one cares for me. -- Isaac Bickerstaff (1735-1787) -- Love in a Village, Act i, Sc....
• Hear me, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad.
  From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever....
• I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again?
  I have washed my feet; must I soil them again? When my beloved slipped his hand through the latch-hole, my bowels stirred within me [my bowels were moved for him (KJV)]....
• Take me as I am.
• Wear me as a seal upon your heart, as a seal upon your arm
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• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote