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• Most projects start out slowly -- and then sort of taper off.
  -- Augustine's Law Number XL -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• Civil servants are neither civil nor servile.
• I reserve my abuse for lower life forms, like Civil Servants.
• How many civil servants -- does it take to change the light bulb?
  45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork....
• For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars.
  If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea....