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• Civil servants are neither civil nor servile.
• My employers reserve the right to disagree with me.
  I reserve the right to disagree with them. -- DISCLAIMER...
• To abuse wine is to abuse life itself.
• Life's a bitch, but I like my life
• Start slow and taper off. -- Barker's Law for Civil Serva
• The actual theory is that all life forms evolved from the lower levels to the more advanced stages.
  -- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield," stardate 5730.2....
• My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity.
  -- Malcolm X (1925-1965) U.S. political activist and civil rights leade...
• I like my penis, but I do not think it requires boldface, capitalization, italics, or other forms of typographical emphasis.
  -- Eugene Bild, Chicago Reade...
• I reserve the right to be totally wrong!