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• OLD SYSTEM USERS never die, they just chdir to NULL.
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• Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days.
• Pascal Users: The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
  Please modify your programs accordingly....
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• Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system.
  Therefore, users tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space....