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• ``POO-POO HAPPENS!'' -- Baby carriage bumper sticker (Bob Irwin)
• Hey, baby, whats your sign? -- Famous Last Word
• Sign at nursery: Come to me my melon-cauliflower baby.
• Can't they get a pole for that sign? -- Homer seeing a hitchhiker, "Burns, Baby Bu
• Note the many tobacco stains on the floor. Anyone can spit on the floor, even an idiot.
  Try your luck at spitting on the ceiling! Do not spit on the floor, unless you agree with line three....
• Lisa: Bart, if you don't want to have a babysitter, maybe you should stop being such a baby.
  Bart: Oh, I'm a baby, huh? Well then I'll act like a baby....
• OMEN, n. A sign that something will happen if nothing happens.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Marge: Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
  -- Marge buys a "Baby On Board" sign, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• if (love) swallow(); else spit()