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• My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time!
• From up on the rooftops there arose such a clatter, I ran from my bed to see what was the matter.
  I ran to the window and threw up. -- Tom Smothe...
• My XT is 9 years old. In PC years, that's 130.
• I saw a man pursuing the Horizon, 'Round and round they sped.
  I was disturbed at this, I accosted the man, "It is futile," I said....
• Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.
  Homer: But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi....
• Your cart just ran over my dogma.
• Your karma just ran over my dogma.
• Windows: XT emulator for an Pentium.