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• So... so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell? Blue skies from pain?
  Did they get you to trade Can you tell a green field Your heroes for ghosts?...
• Life is like climbing a ladder To get where you are going you must reach high, But to reach to high is to fall.
• Did you REALLY think you could get away with that?
• As you think, so will you be.
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