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• So when I die, the first thing I will see in Heaven is a score list?
• When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is. -- A. Rand
• I can do a score of things that can't be done. I can find a thing I cannot see, and see a thing I cannot find.
  The first is time, and the second is spots before my eyes....
• The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat.
  I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say....
• Bart: Mom, I just saw Krusty! Marge: Yes, dear, in your mind.
  Bart: No, on the street. Marge: On the street in your mind....
• Thus, when the lamp that lighted The traveller at first goes out, He feels awhile benighted, And looks around in fear and doubt.
  But soon, the prospect clearing, By cloudless starlight on he treads, And thinks no lamp so cheering As that light which Heaven sheds....
• If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see.
• Homer: [to his unborn son] Kid, I won't let you down.
  I swear to you, when you come out of there, the first thing you're gonna see is a man with a good job....
• A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?
  ' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....