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• I hate the idea of causes, and if I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.
  -- E. M. Forster, Two Cheers for Democracy...
• I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
  -- E. M. Forster, as a small child...
• Think before you speak is criticism's motto; speak before you think, creation's. -- E. M. Forste
• Nonsense and beauty have close connections. -- E. M. Forste
• Because he once wrote, We must love one another or die, he can command me to follow him.
  -- E.M. Forste...
• Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two deserts.
  -- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59...
• And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb.
  -- One of the two funny jokes in SPACEBALLS...
• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• How many blues musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a light bulb there and the other to play harp....