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• Parents of young children should realize that few people will find their children as enchanting as they do.
  BARBARA WALTERS...
• Heredity is what makes parents look at their teenage children and question each other.
  -- Barbara Adam...
• I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
  -- Barbara Bush...
• Birds in their little nests agree; And 't is a shameful sight When children of one family Fall out, and chide, and fight.
  -- Isaac Watts (1674-1748) -- Divine Songs, Song xvii...
• But, children, you should never let Such angry passions rise
  Your little hands were never made To tear each other's eyes....
• War is not nice. -- Barbara Bush
• Shary: It's 8:00, children. Time for bed. Lisa: But we're not sleepy.
  Bart: Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins. Lisa: Yes, sing us a song....
• A filker is a person who messes with songs...
• Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.