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• if ((glass == EMPTY)&&(thirsty == YES)) open("Beer")
• So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be?
• Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?
• Some see this as a glass half empty, some see it as a glass half full.
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• We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
• The four basic personality types: 1) The glass is half full 2) The glass is half empty 3) Half full.
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• I am alone Sitting with my empty glass My four walls Follow me trough my past.
  -- Berlin "The Metro...
• It is hard for an empty bag to stand upright.
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