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Some of the charges the police use are a bit overzealous: "Loitering with
intent to use a pedestrian crossing."
-- Rowan Atkinson
Related:
Loitering with intent to hesitate.
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or more? -- Chip Atkinso...
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but in the telling, through the use of jargon and jumbo, makes the whole thing sound impressive and confusing, and then charges you a professional fee for doing this to you....
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