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• A friend of mine made some very light and exceedingly dry white wine.
  He invited me to taste it, and it not only lacked color and body, but taste....
• If you were to ask me this question, what would my answer be?
• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
• dongle /dong'gl/ n. 1. A security or copy protection device for proprietary software consisting of a serialized EPROM and some drivers in a D-25 connector shell
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• One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small.
  And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all....
• Homer: [unsure of himself] Uh, I'd like some flowers.
  Florist: What kind of flowers? Homer: Uh, you know, pretty ones, not dead....
• Ross: I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close.
  Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies?...
• You wanna know what I think? I think you're some kinda deviated prevert!
  I think General Ripper found out about your preversions and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts!...