A Friend Of Mine Made Some Very Light And Exceedingly Dry White Wine.
A friend of mine made some very light and exceedingly dry white wine. He
invited me to taste it, and it not only lacked color and body, but taste.
"Well," he said, "what do you think of my white wine?" And I responded
"Albino wine before it's time."
Cthulhu loves you ... With a tossed salad and white wine.
Marge: Here we sit, enjoying the shade. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!
Marge: Drink the drink that I have made. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!...
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
Some of my readers ask me what a "Serial Port" is. The answer i
I don't know. Is it some kind of wine you have with breakfast?...
You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...
Holding a jug of wine among the flowers, And drinking alone, not a soul keeping me company, I raise my cup and invite the moon to drink with me.
.. -- Li Po (fl. 755), "White Sun and Bright Moo...
Waiter: Would you care to select the wine? Bart: I'll do the honors.
[takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no, no!...
Marge: I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us all out for a drive today, and we're going.
Homer: Woah-ho-ho, not me! And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak....