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• Never morning wore To evening, but some heart did break.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- In Memoriam, vi, Stanza 2...
• Animals are little people with fur coats.
• There never was a good war or a bad revolution. -- Edward Abbey
• When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. Whenever she was in a good mood, it turned blue.
  Whenever she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark in the middle of my forehead....
• I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. -- Dave Ediso
• My Playtex living bra died--of starvation! I've turned many a head in my day, and a few stomachs.
  I never made Who's Who but I'm featured in What's That!...
• The men in white coats apologized for causing a bit of a traffic jam but explained to the waiting motorists that their tyres had to be sprayed to prevent the spread of a mysterious plague that was wiping out wildlife in the area.
  Most motorists accepted the story without question....
• She wore a wreath of roses The night that first we met.
  -- Thomas Haynes Bayly (1797-1839) -- She wore a Wreath...
• One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea.
  Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps....