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• When in doubt, log yourself out.
• I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
• I think it would be better for us both if you were to just log out.
• My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand times as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sending mail about softball games.
  And I've got this pain right through my ALU. I've asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever listens....
• The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.