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• Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not.
  Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end....
• The other day, I dropped a piece of bread and it fell butter side up.
  I was convinced that I'd buttered the wrong side of the bread....
• A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.
  A man pleaded innocent of any wrong doing when caught by the police during a raid at the home of a mobster, excusing himself by claiming that he was making a bolt for the door....
• If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
  And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record....
• Riker and Bev, when the Trill got frisky...
• From "LeapTrek", a novel by Katriena Knights. Al's (Quatum Leap) remarks about Commander William Riker (StarTrek - The Next Generation)
  "Tell him to loosen up. God, he's stiff even for a military man....
• William, is something wrong? "What do you mean?" Do you not like girls?
  "'Course I do." -- Brenna O'Dell and Riker, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
• The Pet Principle: No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.