Related:

• PAGE: Beep the speaker at the sysop to see if he's at home.
• Menu: (L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrie
• Sysop not found: (C)avort (W)reck havoc (P)lunde
• Two things most people can't stand are to lose 25 pounds and have no one notice or comment, or to have a tropical suntan and have no one even so much as mention it.
• That be some righteous dub mon.
• Yeah mon. No prahblem.
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Let's see, can you use a shell script for that or does it need a C program?...
• Who is so deafe or so blinde as is hee That wilfully will neither heare nor see?
  -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. ix...
• Let's see that again! DEATHCAM!