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• Direct action produces direct reaction. -- Issawi's Law of the Dialectics of Progre
• Q: How do you make Windows run faster? A: Throw it harder!
• How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder.
• Well, you got your mules and you got your racehorses, and you can kick a mule in the ass all you want, and he's still not gonna be a racehorse.
  -- Billy Martin, "Esquire", May 1984...
• Fun experiments: Get a can of shaving cream, throw it in a freezer for about a week.
  Then take it out, peel the metal off and put it where you want....
• If you throw a cat out the car window, is that kitty litter?
• I heard a noise in the barn the other day. I went down there.
  My brother bought a new mule and he was trying to get the mule through the barn door but he couldn't get the mule through the barn door because the mule's ears was too long....
• Most things get steadily worse. -- The Course of Progress A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
  -- The Path of Progress -- Issawi's Laws of Progre...
• Issawi's Laws of Progress: The Course of Progre
  Most things get steadily worse. The Path of Progre...