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• 7) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one.
  If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice....
• I had a boyfriend like that once...
• So's your girlfriend, @$$#0[&!
• I had a girlfriend like that once...
• Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend 'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily.
• My boyfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought him an atlas.
• So I said to my boyfriend, Don't be a fool! We'll take the million!
• Did you hear that Woody Allen's girlfriend is pregnant with his next girlfriend?