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• SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!! Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the U.
  S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS), describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on the environment, and anticipated opposition....
• God made the world in six days, and on the seventh She was sued for not filing an environmental impact statement.
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• I'm not lazy, I'm limiting my environmental impact!
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact....
• Anyone who thinks Japan is going to export democracy to China must be smoking pot.
  -- Richard M. Nixo...
• Bereavement leave is limited to 3 days immediately following the death of the family member and must be scheduled in advance.
  -- from an employee handbook of a Pittsburgh (Oakland area) hospital....
• I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!