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• Top male models make 1/10 of what top female models get.
• A burning dog needs no chimney.
• Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history of the Church, reigning for two hours and six minutes on 1 April 1866.
  The white smoke had hardly faded into the blue of the Vatican skies before it dawned on the assembled multitudes in St....
• Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history of the Church, reigning for two hours and six minutes on 1 April 1866.
  The white smoke had hardly faded into the blue of the Vatican skies before it dawned on the assembled multitudes in St....
• His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.