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• My uncle staggered in the other night, loaded. His wife said, "Where have you been?
  He said, "I bought something for the house." She said, "What did you buy for the house?...
• SMILEY :-D said with a smile
• SMILEY :-y said with a smile
• You don't have to explain something you never said -- Calvin Coolidge
• You don't have to explain something you never said. COOLIDGE
• You don't have to explain something you never said" - Calvin Coolidge
• Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said.
  After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon....
• The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough time
  and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility....