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• Probability factor of one to one... we have normality, I repeat we have normality.
  Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem....
• You can bear anything if it isn't your own fault. -- Katharine Fullerton Gerould
• It's odd that you can get so anesthetized to your own pain or your own problem that you don't quite fully share the hell of someone close to you.
  -- Lady Bird Johnso...
• The ABCs of Appliance Repair: a) At the first sign of electrical or mechanical trouble, gently wipe the outside of the appliance with a damp cloth.
  This should correct the problem. b) If that doesn't work, don't do anything....
• You own your own body, but you can share.
• Marge: Homie, maybe we should go inside. Homer: But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.
  Look at him. [the man in white suit stands still amidst the fight] He's going to do something and you know it's going to be good....
• If you can't do anything about it, than have the sense not to.
  If you can do something about it, perhaps it is time to step back and reevaluate your own potential in a less flattering light....
• Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's your own fault.