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• Never tell the platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #57
• Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #36...
• If the platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #22
• Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
  (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will....
• Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
• If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #10
• If you build yourself a bunker that's tough for the enemy to get into quickly, then you won't be able to get out of it quickly either.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #16...
• If the enemy is in range, so are you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #01
• The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #42