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• If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough.
  Twice, it's much too much. Three times, it's the story of your life....
• If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature.
  If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy....
• You wouldn't happen to have anything less... ducky?
• Shit Happens' according to... Nixon: Shit didn't happen, and if it did I din't know anything about it.
• Shit Happens' according to... Capitalism: Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
  If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit....
• If you're careful enough, nothing bad or good will ever happen to you.
• You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.