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• I don't know who my grandfather was; I'm much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• SMILEY :-() I stubbed my toe
• Ivensky: "My grandfather was a pole." Woddy: "North or South?
• when i die, i'd like to go peacefully. in my sleep.
  like my grandfather. not screaming, like the passengers in his car......
• I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving.
  He said it was elevator practice. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The birds I heard today, which, fortunately, did not come within the scope of my science, sang as freshly as if it had been the first morning of creation.
  -- Henry David Thoreau...
• When Michael sang Baby be Mine I think he meant it.
• Never miss a good chance to shut up. -- Scott Beach's grandfathe