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• Anything once assembled, will fall apart.
• Anything is easier to take apart than to put together.
  -- Washlesky's Law That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart. -- Rucnicki's Rule...
• A Mexican _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
• Rudnicki's Rule: That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.
• Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold.
• Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
  Moderation is for monks. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Translations from the Child: "I don't know why. He just hit me.
  He hit his brother. "I didn't hit him. I just sort of pushed him....
• No one is ever old enough to know better. -- Holbrook Jackso