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• Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
  -- Anthony's Law of the Workshop On its way to the corner, any dropped tool will always first strike your toes....
• On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.
  Corollary to Anthony's Law of the Workshop...
• In the men's bathroom, inside of a stall, it said "Joe eats pussy".
  -- Toilet graffiti in Chester Street, a gay bar in Champaign, IL...
• Corollary
• Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
  Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes....
• Anthony's Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
  Corollary to Anthony's Law On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes....