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• Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
  Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes....
• Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
  -- Anthony's Law of the Workshop On its way to the corner, any dropped tool will always first strike your toes....
• On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.
  Corollary to Anthony's Law of the Workshop...
• Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
  Anthony's Law of the Workshop...
• Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.