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• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• Someday I'm going to take all the red tape and tie up the Establishment for a change.
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seventy. One to change it while the others make a 69....
• An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight.
  . . The truly wise person is colorblind. -- Albert Schweitze...
• How many Leos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agents get a Virgo in to do it for them while they're out....
• How many smokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  At least five. If they all light up together the light bulb will do so too....
• To swim a red light. -- Cliches for merfolk
• RED-LIGHT DISTRICT -- an erogeneous zone.