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  The only thing that remained loaded on the Valdez was the captain....
• Let the Gaians preach their silly religion, but one way or the other I shall see this compound burned
  eared, and sterilized until every hiding place is found and until every last Mind Worm egg, every last slimy one, has been cooked to a smoking husk....
• Reason is, of all things in the world, the most hurtful to a reasoning human being.
  God only allows it to remain with those he intends to damn, and his goodness takes it away from those he intends to save or render useful in the Church....
• There was a writer in 'Life' magazine ... who claimed that rabbits have no memory, which is one of their defensive mechanisms.
  If they recalled every close shave they had in the course of just an hour life would become insupportable....
• microLenat /mi:`-kroh-len'-*t/ n. The unit of bogosity.
  consensus is that this is the largest unit practical for everyday use....
• microLenat: /mi:`-kroh-len'-*t/ n. The unit of {bogosity}, written uL
  he consensus is that this is the largest unit practical for everyday use....
• Yellow-legged frogs were once common in high-altitude lakes in the Sierra Nevada mountains, but they have become increasingly rare.
  Trout feed on tadpoles and young frogs. Few lakes in the Sierra Nevada had any trout in them until a hundred years ago....
• THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.
  The modern Theosophist holds, with the Buddhists, that we live an incalculable number of times on this earth, in as many several bodies, because one life is not long enough for our complete spiritual developme...
• All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
  [Homer gets a strike; they cheer] Home...