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• cup holder n. The tray of a CD-ROM drive, or by extension the CD drive itself.
  So called because of a common tech support legend about the idiot who called to complain that the cup holder on his computer broke....
• I can't drive 55.
• I will not drive the principal's car.
• I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
• Sorry, I can't drive automatic!
• Can I upgrade my Hard drive to a Warp Drive?
• I know a girl who broke every date she had--she went out with them. -- Bob Melvi
• I already have a hundred gifts to distribute at Christmas--my Christmas seals have arrived .
  .. I wanted our street to have the prettiest Christmas decorations in the neighborhood, so I strung colored balls from house to house all the way down the block....
• And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia.