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• Haven't you seen me somewhere before?" "I know the name, but I can't remember the face.
  -- Woody Allen, "What's New, Pussycat?...
• What do you think I am? Human? -- Woody Allen, "What's New, Pussycat?
• Lascivious adulterer!" "Don't call me that again until I look it up!
  Ah, a lascivious adulterer is a man who is a lascivious adulterer!...
• What is it about death that bothers me so? Probably the hours. -- Woody Alle
• What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement? WOODY ALLEN
• Meet me in the bedroom in five minutes... and bring a cattle prod!
  -- Woody Allen's What's Up Tiger Lily...
• It just goes to show what you can do if you're a total psychotic. -- Woody Alle
• Close Encounters of the Third Grade." -- Woody Allen's new movie
• When I mentioned that it seemed to me that the Reverend's followers were being systematically turned into mindless zombies by a fraudulent megalomaniac, it was taken as criticism.
  -- Woody Alle...