-- 'Shit Happens' according to...
Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
Related:
- Shit Happens' according to...
Sadism:
I will shit on you... - Shit Happens' according to...
Descartes: I think,
so why am I in this shit? I shit,... - Shit Happens' according to...
Fetishism:
I love when shit happens... - Shit Happens' according to...
Avoidanceism: With all this happening,
I think I'll go shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Engineer:
I hope this shit holds together... - Shit Happens' according to...
Farmer:
I get subsidies for my shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Washington: I cannot tell a lie-
shit happened... - Shit Happens' according to...
An Employee: I've done my shit,
so can I take the day off? This shit's... - Shit Happens' according to...
Clinton: I didn't inhale this shit.
I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so.....
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- As leader, you should never forget those who are loyal
to you.
You should hold parties for them regularly and have... - JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!!
(George and Ringo miffed... - I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes,
my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish... - Getting tired of children?
Ever heard of youthanasia... - People usually get what's coming to them ...
unless it's been mailed...
