-- 'Shit Happens' according to...
Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
Related:
- Shit Happens' according to...
Sadism:
I will shit on you... - Shit Happens' according to...
Fetishism:
I love when shit happens... - Shit Happens' according to...
Lawyer: For a sufficient fee,
I can get you out of ANY shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
A Yuppie: It's my shit!
All mine! Isn't it beautiful... - Shit Happens' according to...
An Employee: I've done my shit,
so can I take the day off? This shit's... - Shit Happens' according to...
Realism:
I think I need to take a shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Engineer:
I hope this shit holds together... - Shit Happens' according to...
Washington: I cannot tell a lie-
shit happened... - Shit Happens' according to...
Epicurus: If shit happens,
enjoy it...
From the same category:
- 2: infix. In translation software written by hackers,
infix 2 often represents the syllable *to* with... - So softly death succeeded life in her,
She did but dream of heaven,
and she was there. -- John Dryden (1631-1700) --... - Like many of the finer things in life,
sex often comes with a side of fries... - Computer hacker wanted.
Bring your own axe... - I think my sex drive's got a surge
supressor...
