-- 'Shit Happens' according to...
Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
I shit, therefore I am.
Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
I shit, therefore I am.
Related:
- Shit Happens' according to...
Realism:
I think I need to take a shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Sadism:
I will shit on you... - Shit Happens' according to...
Clinton: I didn't inhale this shit.
I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so..... - Shit Happens' according to...
Fetishism:
I love when shit happens... - Shit Happens' according to...
Farmer:
I get subsidies for my shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Washington: I cannot tell a lie-
shit happened... - Shit Happens' according to...
Engineer:
I hope this shit holds together... - Shit Happens' according to...
Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!... - Shit Happens' according to...
Avoidanceism: With all this happening,
I think I'll go shit...
From the same category:
- Talent is that which is in a man's power; genius is that in whose
power a man is.
James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- Rousseau and the... - Don't feed the bats
tonight... - Scatter the ties that
bind the... - Any arguments worth making within the bureaucracy must be
capable of being expressed in a simple declarative sentence
that is obviously true once stated.
McNaughton's... - If you're looking for trouble,
I can offer a wide selection...
