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• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• She looks so good, she makes a dead man come. -- Tom Wai
• I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
  -- Don McLea...
• And... What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane?
  She's lost her sparkle, you see she isn't the same....
• every once in a while, you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you just look at it right.
  .. -- Grateful Dead...
• She may guess what I should perform in the wet, if I do so much in the dry.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. xi...