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• GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.
  Habeam, geographer of wide reknown, Native of Abu-Keber's ancient town, In passing thence along the river Zam To the adjacent village of Xelam, Bewildered by the multitude of roads, Got lost, lived long on migratory toads, Then from exposure miserably died, And grateful travelers bewailed their guide....
• Abe: Honey! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns?
  Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson?...
• Abe: {That Quimby fellow promised to build us a Matlooock Expressway.
  How're you going to top that, smart guy?} Bob...
• 10. Not everybody looks good naked. 9. Joe Garagiola was a hell of an emcee.
  8. Joe Cocker really should stick with decaffeinated coffee....
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....