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• Skinner: And there she is: the world's largest cubic zirconia.
  Moe: What an eyesore! Homer: So, Mr. Malloy, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him....
• Man: You may be interested to know that for my next crime, I'll be pinching the pride and joy of the Springfield Museum -- the world's largest cubic zirconia.
  Homer: Listen, Mr. Cat Burglar, I vow to go without sleep and guard the Springfield Museum day and night for as long as it takes from now on....
• There is no substitute for cubic inches except cubic dollars.
• There is no substitute for cubic inches. -- Peter Brock
• Pubic Zirconia: A ring for your 11th finger.
• America! the land of the Chrysler 440 cubic inch engine!
• You just can't beat cubic inches.
• Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my retirement home.
  His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him down, Grampa?...
• Nothing is your own except the few cubic inches in your head.