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• Sign on a partition of a Y.M.C.A. washroom stall: WATCH OUT FOR LIMBO DANCERS!
• He just kept rushing through the lovemaking. Which is the part I like, the beginning part.
  Most women are like that. We need time to warm up....
• In the men's bathroom, inside of a stall, it said "Joe eats pussy".
  -- Toilet graffiti in Chester Street, a gay bar in Champaign, IL...
• An old stud took his young filly to a barn dance and she gave him the old stall after he made a pitch for the loft.
• The average lifetime of a roll of toilet paper in a public restroom is forty years, ending 5 minutes before you enter the stall.
  -- Rothschild's Hypothesi...
• Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
  -- Marlo Thoma...
• Oh, hey ho, men. You know, I was watching the Dumont last night, when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel, the Desert Fox.
  .. -- Mr. Burns emerges from a bathroom stall, "Simpson and Delilah...
• My favorite little anecdote, which I saw written on the toilet stall wall in the Engineering Building on the campus of Memorial University of Newfoundland located in St.
  John's, Newfoundland, Canada, is as follows: I F**** YOUR MOTHER!...
• Time takes time.