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• If you're trying to drive me crazy, you're too late!
• I have a crank to start my car. She drives me to work,too.
• Some people act crazy, others aren't acting.
• I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
  -- Tallulah Bankhead...
• Being normal is driving me crazy.
• I've gone crazy, my kids drove me there.
• Monica: Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there's no future?
  Either they're too old, or they're too young, and then there's Pete who's-who's crazy about me, and who's absolutely perfect for me, and there's like zip going on!...
• Money is what you could so easily do without if others weren't so crazy to get it.
• Multiplication is vexation, Division is as bad; The Rule of three doth puzzle me, And Practice drives me mad.
  -- Elizabethan MS, 1570...