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• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• Rubik's cube can be easily pulled apart and put back together again.
  First, >position one side at a diagonal to the others so that you can use a small coin >to prise a corner out....
• Well, it's garish, ugly, and derelicts have used it for a toilet.
  The rides are dilapidated to the point of being lethal, and could easily maim or kill innocent little children....
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of money?
  -- Ayn Rand...
• So what do you think of her?
• So what do you think of me?