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• I can sympathize with everything, except suffering. WILDE
• You understand human nature and sympathize with its weakness.
• To see you is to sympathize.
• Ladies, here's a hint: If you're playing against a friend who has big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys.
  That's the hardest shot for the well endowed. "I've got to hit over them or under them, but I can't hit through," Annie Jones used to always moan to me....
• Cheese can be your friend!
• You are taking advantage of the good nature of a friend. Be careful.
• To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up. -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband
• Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. -- Oscar Wilde
• A friend with weed is a friend indeed.