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  Homer: [still speaking through the megaphone] Privately?...
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  Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants. Murphy's Seventh Military Law...
• For several years more I maintained public relations with the Almighty.
  But privately, I ceased to associate with him. -- Jean-Paul Sartre...
• One northern California coroner's office privately uses a vulture as its mascot and has adopted the sloga
  Our day begins when your day ends....
• You Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries.
  But you imprison those who employ it privately. -- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.1...
• If man asks for many laws it is only because he is sure that his neighbor needs them
  privately he is an unphilosophical anarchist, and thinks laws in his own case superfluous....
• Beverly: "That 'miserable' existence is all she's known for the last eighteen years.
  You have *no* right to take her away from it!" Q...
• proof by personal communication: 'Eight-dimensional colored cycle stripping is NP-complete [Karp, personal communication].
  ' proof by reduction to the wrong problem: 'To see that infinite-dimensional colored cycle stripping is decidable, we reduce it to the halting problem....